A personal message and non-movie-music tangent from the owner of The Playlist: As of this moment I have never heard Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy. That is slightly untrue. I heard about 15 seconds of one of the leaked demos about 6 months ago and I heard that song that played at the end of Ridley Scott's recent CIA thriller "Body Of Lies."

There's a line in one of the best movie's of all time, "Top Secret," where the the old Doctor Flamond says to Val Kilmer's character about the existence of a secret WWII weapon, "If they find out you've seen this, your life will be worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory."

And that's how I sort of feel about Chinese Democracy. It's value to me is about as much as a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory - I could give a flying fuck. So I hereby solemnly swear that for the rest of my life, I will actively never listen to Chinese Democracy. If it is ever playing in a room I will walk out and never return. If It plays at a party, I will leave. I don't care. I detest Axl Rose and always have. I have zero interest. The level of press attention is nauseating. The end. We will never speak of this again.