8/23/2008

'The Dark Knight': Script to Screen Comparison, Booooring!

We're sorry to disappoint any of the people in hopes for a director's cut of "The Dark Knight," because it is most likely NOT going to happen. This is based on reading the script that has been floating around online the last week. While, it isn't a carbon copy of what happened in the film excatly, it's close and there really are only one or two small parts that are in the script that aren't in the movie. One of those parts is Bruce Wayne jumping out of the small air plane into a body of water in Hong Kong. That is really all it is. The next scene is what happens to Heath Ledger's Joker after 'Batman' and Rachel take a dive out of the penthouse window. The Joker and his thugs get into a car and drive away while the Joker says how he is going to eventually get Aaron Eckhart's character because he is a man of his word [ed. ah, we were wondering what the hell happened there].

Reading the script helped us to understand some of the dialogue a little better as well (who the hell can understand Bale's grunting?).

Another significant difference in the script is, many of the Joker's lines in the film are different by a word or two from the script (wow, slight improv!). In our opinion, all of the minute changes were made for the better. We're curious if they were done spur of the moment improvisation by Ledger or if it was a quick change by the film's writer director, Christopher Nolan.

Other than multiple differences in the Joker's quips, a few other lines were changed or removed, for example, the character of Reese talks about his family and kids in the original script, but they were not mentioned in the final product. Also, Gordon's wife is given some cheesy dialogue to say to 'Batman' after she thinks her husband is dead. It was removed for good reason. But as you can tell all of this is minimal changes at best. The big chase scene in the middle of the film is taken directly from the script and there is an unintentionally funny description of the driver, who is Gordon, but we don't know it because he is wearing a mask. The script describes him: "The Driver is all business."

Only one scene was added not in the movie. After the Joker abducts the school bus filled with hospital hostages, he airs his own news cast with the local TV anchor, Mike Engel, played by Anthony Michael Hall, upside down reading off of not cards. In the original script, The Joker just does the newscast by himself.

Now, for the biggest question asked after the film ended, "Does Harvey "Two-Face" Dent die, or is he just unconscious?" [ed. if you couldn't figure this out during the movie, you might want to just stick to Sly Stallone films from here on in] [SPOILERS AHEAD]
This is taken exactly from the script, exactly as it was written.

"Dent Lies at the bottom of the hole, his neck broken. DEAD."

I guess that's the end of all the talk about Two-Face being put in Arkam for the rest of eternity [ed. again, who the fuck thought that? retards?]. [END OF SPOILERS] Well, we guess all we can say is that the Nolan brothers got most of it right the first time.

8/22/2008

No Shit 'Sherlock': Guy Ritchie Tells Us More of What We Already Know

Even though Guy Ritchie's "RocknRolla" doesn't come out in the U.S. until October, he is already talking his next project, 'Sherlock Holmes.' Robert Downey Jr. is set to star as the master detective and Downey Jr.'s wife, Ritchie's fellow producer, is also a part of the film. It is still unknown who will play the bumbling sidekick, Watson. Ray Winstone would be perfect, but we have doubts because of 'Indy 4' in which he was awful. (Thanks George Lucas!) There is still plenty of time though. 'Holmes' won't come out for another two years, and the british film maker is already spilling the beans on the film.

"It will be a very big production, visceral and intellectual,"
Ritchie says. "His brilliance will percolate into the action." Ritchie isn't worried about the Judd Apatow 'Sherlock Holmes' project at all. He says: "They don't even have a script yet. We are way ahead."

Hopefully both films will bring in a new audience and a new perspective to the legendary character. But it is certain that they will be better than that colossal butt fuck of a saturday morning cartoon.

'Bangkok Dangerous' Won't Be Screened for Critics; Shocker!

Nicholas Cage commits another crime against hair in his new series of moving images that involve the same character and apparently have a story, "Bangkok Dangerous." This piece of regurgitated cat vomit looks awful. We are refraining from using the word "film" when talking about it. Cage plays a tough and ruthless hitman on assignment in Thailand, home of the rough and toothless, and we care so little about it that we aren't even going to look up the rest of the synopsis, because it isn't even important. Cage hasn't been in a good movie since "The Weather Man," which is subjective as well. He did have a hilarious bit part as Fu Manchu in the fake trailer "Werewolf Women of the S.S." in "Grindhouse." He used to act in one good movie a year and then sleepwalk through three or four bad ones, but now as his hair dous get worse, so do his parts.

'Dangerous' is so awful it isn't even being screened for critics, and after watching this clip, its obvious why. It isn't easy to sustain laughter while watching the apparent target get his hand chopped off by a boat propeller, so this might be a pretty enjoyably awful movie, like "The Wicker Man," but I'm sure it can wait until DVD or Youtube. If it weren't for its star, this project would have most likely gone straight to DVD. Even the poster looks like a straight to DVD cover. Compare it to the Blockbuster Video shelf favorite "Chaos" starring Wesley Snipes.

"Bangkok Dangerous" is directed by The Pang Brothers who brought us such hits like the original "The Eye" and "The Eye 2," and will be released in theaters on September 5th.

Bye Bye Brandon Routh And Bryan Singer? 'Superman' Franchise Getting A (Darker?) Reboot Ala 'The Hulk'?

Just four days ago Anne Thompson was hinting that Bryan Singer might not be the man for the "Superman" franchise job after all and now comes word that he's probably not.

Breaking news over at the Wall Street Journal (via Cinematical) who evidently talked to Warner Bros Group President Jeff Robinov who says the 'Supes' franchise will be getting a reboot in the vein of Louis Leterrier's "The Incredible Hulk" (and oh yeah, 'The Batman vs. Superman' project is dead too)

"Superman [Returns] didn't quite work as a film in the way that we wanted it to. It didn't position the character the way he needed to be positioned. Had Superman worked in 2006, we would have had a movie for Christmas of this year or 2009. But now the plan is just to reintroduce Superman without regard to a Batman and Superman movie at all."
It's no news that Warner/D.C. is behind Marvel and they want to get in the game. The new plan apparently is four comic book movies in the next three years: A Batman film (no word about Nolan's return), a Superman film and two other unnamed D.C. characters/properties.

That's all fine and dandy, but dont' get too eager to get in the game or you'll rush in and fuck up these films like "Catwoman." Anyone who rushes ahead into a Batman film without Nolan at this point is either desperate or an idiot. The longtail wins, just remember that.

More pause for concern? WB is apparently head over heels with "The Dark Knight" and they want to keep exploring the dark side, something they might do with Superman which sounds off. "We're going to try to go dark to the extent that the characters allow it," Rubinov said, but made a million Superman fans a little anxious.

D.C. is expected to announce new films "next month." They've been saying "next month" for about three months now, or at least every reporter in the know has. So finally. What does this mean for Brandon Routh and Bryan Singer, not to mention the entire cast of "Superman Returns"? Is Routh on the phone with his agent right now going, "Shit Ari, can you at least get me an audition for Justice League?"
It sounds like Singer and Routh are going to be left out in the cold.

The Incredible Reboot?
Reboot enthusiasts should note, "The Incredible Hulk" with Ed Norton wasn't entirely successful or at least was as successful as its predecessor, "the bomb." Get this the grand total for Ang Lee's "The Hulk" worldwide?
$245,360,480. Norton's version is still probably in theaters, but it's total gross right now is $243,524,684 and it's probably not going to grow vastly.

Ron Perlman Still Convinced He's Dying

What's with Ron Perlman and his obsession with death? The "Hellboy" actor is only 58-years-old, but he keeps talking like he's going to croak any day. During press for "Hellboy II: The Golden Army" [ed. zzzzz], both he and director Guillermo del Toro were practically awash in sadness in what sounded like preparation for Perlman's upcoming and imminent death.

"If Ron takes his medicine and vitamins and can stay healthy enough, we can have a Hellboy III," del Toro said. Perlman hinted at his non-exercise routine saying it didn't matter if the Hellboy character smoked a lot of cigars on screen. "Dude, I smoke so many cigars in the course of a day that it's not dramatically different," he croaked.

Asked about the chances of a "Hellboy III" again, Perlman again sounds skeptical and isn't sure his schedule might allow it cause he could be dead by then.
"I hope I'm able to walk if they make a third film. Guillermo is supposed to be going off now until the year 2013 to do 'The Hobbit' and if you do the math and you know how old I am, it's a real concern as to whether I'm going to have to do the whole thing from a chair or even an iron lung," the actor told PR-FemaleFirst (via Vulture).

Either Perlman is the most self-deprecating 50 year old or he's knockin' on death's door any day now. Dudes, have you guys never heard of sexagenarian Harrison Ford?

Megan Fox And Amanda Seyfried Make Out A Lot In 'Jennifer's Body'

You think that'll come up in Google well? Oh wait, hey, we're live, we're live! Ahem. It's come to our attention that we should do a routine check up on the Diablo Cody-penned film "Jennifer's Body."

Type in
Megan Fox – the star of "Jennifer's Body" – into Google right now and you probably get 10,000 hits for lesbian scene (so wait, we'll Google well then, right?). Wait, what? Apparently, Fox and co-star Amanda Seyfried (of "Mama Mia" and "Mean Girls") make out a ton in the film because Fox's character is a possessed cheerleader who goes on a killing spree murdering her male and female classmates. Oh Cody, you've really ramped it up this time, how titillating!

Fox has been quoted as saying about her role. "I eat and seduce everyone. There''s a lot of kissing everyone boys and girls. All kinds of craziness."

Some dude on the set recently said
, "The two girls make out hardcore, rolling around in a bed. It was a really hot scene.” Oh. my.blog, I mean, god. Two girls making out, wooooooo!! The guys at Film Drunk are skeptical that the scene will even make into the film as promised, or if it does show up, it'll be as tame as kittens.

"Ten bucks says they don't show anything. I hate when they call something a 'topless' scene even if you don't get to see any nipples," they griped.

No doubt, broseph, no doubt. "Jennifer's Body" also stars Diablo-favorite J.K. Simmons, Adam Brody, Amy Sedaris and is due in theaters August 9, 2009.

Zooey Deschanel Forms Fictional Band, Munchausen By Proxy For Jim Carrey's 'Yes Man'

The Fashion Rocks supplement to this month's GQ (not really online) has a little movie music related tidbit in the section dedicated to actress/musician Zooey Deschanel and the film "Yes Man," starring Jim Carrey.

Deschanel fronts a fictional four-piece, all-girl band in the existential comedy called Munchausen By Proxy. In reality, Deschanel joined forces with the ladies from San Franciscan electropunk trio, Von Iva. Zooey D, who already has a budding music career with the band She & Him (with M. Ward), collaborated with the girls on new tunes that apparently "look back to both Blondie and girl bands of the eighties." Hello, do we hear this cute little button channeling the G0-Gos with her friends? That we'd love to hear.

Deschanel describes her character in the film as a "free-spirited, hipstery-type girl who loves to sing and play music and actually says yes to life" (Carrey's character starts out a jackass who says no to every single little request he can and then accepts a personal challenge to say yes to everything for an entire year).

Ok, so it's a Jim Carrey movie and it sounds like saccharine twattery, but hey, '80s-sounding synthy, girl-group songs by Zooey Deschanel. At least the soundtrack will give us something to look forward to.

Trailer: "Yes Man"

Is 'Watchmen' Being Forced To Trim Itself To A 2 Hour And 25 Minute Cut?

We've made no secret about our skepticism over the running time for "Watchmen." Director Zack Snyder wants it to be three hours long (he's been duking it out with the studio already), the fan boys keep insisting he'll get his way, but again, we're not convinced in the slightest that an untested franchise like this will get a three-hour cut its first time out of the gate. Sure, maybe had they broken up "Watchmen" into two parts and the first half had earned mega-bucks, then it could be feasible. But as it stands now we'd bet money against it. There's multiple reasons why it probably won't be three hours long, which we've carefully underlined here, but paramount right now is the fact that Warner Bros. is probably going to have to pay 20th Century Fox out the ass because of that recent 'Who Owns The Watchmen'? rights lawsuit.

So is Snyder being forced to cut down "Watchmen" to an two hour and 25 minute cut? It sure sounds that way according to an article in Entertainment Weekly. It's about Kevin Smith's gushing reaction to the film (which we already said kind of means jackshit), but buried at the bottom is this nugget suggesting trims at the behest of WB.

"Snyder is currently endeavoring to trim a nearly three-hour version of Watchmen (which is believed to be the iteration Smith saw) down to two hours and 25 minutes, the studio’s desired running time, even though Snyder’s preference is that the movie be released as long as possible."
Look, we think Snyder seems like a nice enough guy and "300" was fun, albeit homoerotic, popcorn, but we're just saying it's not looking good for that cut. Wait for the DVD.

Elliott Gould Loves It, But Ingmar Bergman Hated 'The Touch'

As we mentioned last week, BAM's retrospective of '70s icon Elliott Gould finished up this week (entitled "Elliott Gould: Star For An Uptight Age") and last night we went to go see "The Touch," the first ever English language film directed by the great Swedish director Ingmar Bergman (the second and last one was the Hollywood attempt, "The Serpent's Egg," which many erroneously report as his only English film; he passed away last year at the age of 89;).

"The Touch" (1971) is notable for many reasons, the aforementioned first language film fact being the first of many reasons. First off, last night's screening was a rare treat; the film is barely ever shown and is not available on DVD. The scratchy print was from Gould's personal collection that he personally lent to the Brooklyn film theater and
in the beginning at least the film was incredibly un-Bergman-esque (Gould was also the first non-Scandinavian actor to ever work with Bergman).

Practically a comedy at the outset, the story about a seemingly happy Swedish housewife who begins an adulterous affair with an American friend and acquaintance of her husband, was replete with uncharacteristic Bergman moves; moving handheld camera, whip pans, montage sequences to Swedish pop music, jarring cuts. It made us think, "What have you done with Ingmar Bergman and who have you put in his place?" Wes Anderson would have really appreciated that first 20-30 minutes (the film soon becomes a bleak, tragic and sorrowful love story and we breathed a sigh of relief, ha).

The film is obviously close to Gould's heart and he talked proudly about his experience working with Bergman recently in a radio interview with WNYC. "My theater career was very undeveloped and actually Ingmar Bergman had [written] about me [saying] I was 'tragic.' Not for the work that we did together, but for not doing classical work in relation to my natural gifts. And he published this in an article [called], 'Shakespeare, Ibsen, Strindberg and O'Neil,' and I was quite flattered."

But contradictorily, "The Touch" is also notable because it's a film that Bergman hated and was incredibly embarrassed by.

"I feel ashamed of or detest [only] a few of my films for various reasons. 'This Can't Happen Here' was the first one; I completed it accompanied by violent inner opposition. The other is 'The Touch.' Both mark the very bottom for me," Bergman once said.

Bergman was tortured about the idea from the very concept and never felt comfortable with the project. In a diary entry he wrote, "I've finished the screenplay, although not without a fair amount of inner resistance. I baptized it 'The Touch.' As good a name as any other. Now I'm going to take time off until August 3, when we begin the preparations in earnest. I feel depressed and ill at ease. I'd be happy to drop this film."

Perhaps it was because it was part comedy, part tragedy (or at least comic once Gould got his hands on it), or perhaps it was because of the mix of languages
apparently there were two version of the same film made though one no longer apparently exists. "The intention was to shoot 'The Touch' in both English and Swedish. In an original version that doesn't seem to exist anymore, English was spoken by those who were English-speaking and Swedish by those who were Swedes. I believe that it possibly was slightly less unbearable than the totally English-language version, which was made at the request of the Americans," Bergman once wrote.

Needless to say, Bergman anguished over the film."The story I bungled so badly was based on something extremely personal to me: the secret life of someone who loves becomes gradually the only real life and the real life becomes an illusion."

The film also co-stars the great Bibi Andersson and the inimitable Max Von Sydow (two of Bergman's persistent repertory players) and Bergman further beat himself up for convincing/manipulating Andersson to take the part even thought she instinctively knew it didn't suit her. "I felt I needed a loyal friend in this foreign production. Besides, Bibi has a good command of English," Bergman said. "The fact that she became pregnant after having accepted the part threw a terrible monkey wrench into what seemed, on the surface at least, a matter-of-fact, methodical production set. 'Cries and Whispers' began to make its way forward during this depressing period." (The film received a disastrous reception at the Berlin Film Festival that year and was excoriated by Swedish journalists in attendance).

Elliott Gould would like you to note: A Village Voice article written by the normally-on-point J. Hoberman earlier this year stating that at the time of working on "The Touch," Gould had never seen an Ingmar Bergman film, is incorrect. "That's not true. I kind of appreciated the [Voice] article. [The writer] had a take about my being Jewish and how unlikely it was for me to breakthrough in film. No, I had seen several of his films."

Gould had his reservations too though. When he got to page 22 in the script a scene of violent sex he got a headache and felt doubts. "I immediately got a migraine. I didn't think I could expose myself mentally and emotionally... but I couldn't just dismiss him." Gould had Bergman call him and their conversation convinced Gould he should take the part. "Little did I know how far I was willing to go," he said with a chuckle.

It's an odd duck film, with weird and seemingly mis-matched tones, but it is a rarity and there's never a dull moment
not something you can say about all of Bergman's, sometimes glacially paced, films. It's also quite moving and emotionally brutal too. "The Touch" was also one of Bergman's first films in color and has an amazing auburn glow courtesy of Academy Award-winning cinematographer Sven Nykvist, who would win his first Oscar the following year with Bergman's "Cries & Whispers." If you have the means, we recommend (it is so choice). If you live in New York and missed the Elliott Gould retrospective, kick yourself now.

Behind-The-Scenes footage: "The Touch"

Short Cuts: Nic Cage Gets 'Kick-Ass', 'Quantum Of Solace' Shifts Date Because Of The 'Harry Potter' Hollywood Ripple Effect

Nic Cage is going to be an ex-cop in an adaptation of Mark Millar's comic book "Kick Ass." Dude, didn't you see him in "Con Air"? We could have told you he was kick ass long ago. Oh, McLovin's going to be in the movie with him too. It's being directed by Matthew Vaughn. He gave up "Thor" to do this so fanboys better get their worth here or they're going to be pissed. [Hollywood Reporter]

The North American rights to Jean Claude Van Damme's self-parodying mockumentary, "JCVD" has been picked up by Peace Arch Entertainment (the guys who fucked over "The Go-Getter's chances at a regular theater release). The film is now being set for a fall release and will also bow at the Toronto International Film Festival on September 4. [Reuters]

Thanks to "Harry Potter" shifting around its release date, the James Bond flick "Quantum Of Solace," too will move from November 7th, back one week to November 14th. The U.K. and France will see it two weeks before North America. We smell an early U.S. leak. Potter's shift is causing a ripple effect in Hollywood. First "Twilight" moved up to November from a December release to take over the slot vacated by 'Potter," and now the David Wain R-Rated comedy "Role Models," has moved in response to 'Solace,' changing its opening from Nov 14 to Nov. 7. This now means 'Solace' will vie against Baz Lurhmann's "Australia," we're a little worried for Baz. [Variety]

Speaking of 'Quantum Solace', Jack White has gone off, in his particular way, about collaborating with Alicia Keys on the theme song. "Alicia put some electric energy into her breath that cemented itself into the magnetic tape. Very inspiring to watch. It gave me a new voice, and I wasn’t myself anymore. I drummed for her voice and she mimicked the guitar tones, then we joined our voices and screamed and moaned about these characters in the film and their isolation, having no one to trust, not even themselves. Maybe we became them for a few minutes.” As usual, no one has any idea what the fuck Jack White is talking about, including Alicia Keys. [MTV]

The upcoming annual New Yorker Festival has scored names like Clint Eastwood, Oliver Stone, Tommy Lee Jones and Stephen Colbert for its fete running Oct. 3-5. Additional notable names in attendance will include, Matt Groening, Lauren Ambrose, Ethan Hawke, Kristen Johnston, Martha Plimpton, Liev Schreiber and fiction writers Jeffrey Eugenides and Elmore Leonard. Most importantly, film critic David Denby will interview Oliver Stone about his work in cinema and will host clips from the upcoming George Bush biopic "W." Clips or no, we totally want to hear Stone's likely hilarious reasons for wanting to film the Dubya story. [Variety]

Julius Carry III, who played the Shogun of Harlem, Sho'Nuff in the '80s classic "The Last Dragon" passed away on Tuesday. [Chicago Tribune]

Everyone seems to be loving the shit out of Bill Maher's "Religulous." We missed two screenings and the regular New York public screenings that happened for 3-4 days earlier this week to make the documentary Oscar deadline (which is apparently much earlier than the feature-film one). Wait, really? People are raving and Maher's such an unctuous and smug fuck. We only wanted to go to see it in advance to write about it cause we knew people would go apeshit over it for some reason. [Hollywood Elsewhere]

Colin Hanks is making an entire documentary about the rise and fall of Tower Records?? That's worth an entire movie? Man, someone's all upset his youth shopping experience for records is over. [MTV]

Can 'Tropic Thunder' Stay On Top This Weekend? Will America Vote To Be Stupid One More Time This Summer?

The weekend is finally upon us, well close enough, but we all know what that means, more moving openings. This weekend Ben Stiller's over-budgeted comedy, "Tropic Thunder," will attempt to stay on top of the box office #1 slot that it took from "The Dark Knight" during its opening. And frankly, it can't afford a large drop in numbers as it needs to recoup all it can of its $150 million budget. But what do we have this weekend to look forward to as its competition? Not to much, some cute, miscast sorority girls, a doofus aging rocker, a homicidal car race and Steve Coogan acting like a jackass.


"Auteur" Paul W.S. Anderson's absurd action flick, "Death Race," seems to be "Thunder's" biggest competition this weekend. Starring Jason Statham as a wrongly accused race car driven in the near future, sentenced to drive in a prison version of Nascar, where everything goes, it looks as retarted as it sounds, but if frat guys are bored, we can still expect it to pick up some decent numbers this weekend. The fanboy sites seem to be loving it to will all the coverage about it, so it's probably "kick-ass" enough to entice more than a few of those mom's basement dwellers. In fact, it looks like the last semi-big film of the summer which will allow America to check its intelligence at the front door, and we know how we all love to do that.

Following up in a far second is most likely going to be either the seemingly intolerable chick comedy "The House Bunny" or Rainn Wilson in the already poorly-recieved "The Rocker," Far below those will be Steven Coogan in the wonderfully demented satire "Hamlet 2." And oh yeah, we think Ice Cube is picking up a paycheck this weekend with "Longshots," enough said.

Oh, btw. Can we all make note that Joan Allen is in "Death Race"? Jigga, what?

Jon Favreau Says 'Iron Man 2' In (Pre) Production

Ever since "Iron Man" began raking in the unexpected big dollars at the box office, Marvel Studios hasn't been able to wait for a second installment. Even though they gave him the run around earlier this summer and he fired back some comments, it looks like Jon Favreau has gotten over his feud with Marvel Studios pretty quick, because according to an interview with the L.A. Times, Favreau told the paper on the status of 'Iron Man 2' "we're working on it now," he also added, "which hasn't been officially announced. It will be released in 2010." Oh how they forget, John, isn't that the release date you deemed unrealistic back in June.


We assume "working on it" means him and Justin Theroux are scripting out scenes for Robert Downey Jr. to show his highly versatile acting chops as an over-caffeinated motormouth. 2010 as a release date seems a little ambitious since they are still currently in pre-production, but we are talking about the franchise that made Marvel Studios, and this is a film they would rather have out sooner than later, so it could be getting an accelerated fast track treatment.

8/21/2008

'Tropic Thunder's Best Moment? 'Satan's Alley' Trailer Is Blasphemously Delicious

"In a time when to be different was to be condemned... and to be condemned was to die. One man chose to question his god."

Perhaps the funniest parts of "Tropic Thunder" are the fake trailers in the film that act as great non-expository set-up to each of the character's in the movie. You kinda wish the whole film was as funny as these trailers.

They start off with Tugg Speedman's ""Scorcher VI: Global Meltdown" (Ben Stiller), Jeff Portnoy's "The Fatties: Fart 2" (Jack Black) and Kirk Lazarus' unholy "Satan's Alley" (Robert Downey Jr.).

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."

As you knew they would, the trailers, or at least "Satan's Alley" has leaked. For those that haven't seen the film or read our review, the meta-movie is a blasphemously homoerotic and unrequited love story between two priests (RDJ/ five-time Oscar winner Kirk Lazarus) and MTV Movie Award Best Kiss award winner Tobey Mcguire set to the strains of Enigma. Fox Searchlight, what do you think you're doing releasing this controversial film! The Pope is going to be up in arms.

The "official" synopsis: Award winner Kirk Lazarus paints another stark and moving portrait in his depiction of pastor Father O'Malley, the shamed priest who has committed the ultimate sin. Set against the backdrop of Eighteenth century Ireland, young O'Malley is banished from Belfast, after it is discovered that he has "Sinned the sin that dare not speak its name". Fearing certain death, O'Malley travels in the dark of night to the cliffs of Mohr under strict orders from the church; "You must nary speak a word for 50 years." He must also copy "Verse upon verse" of scripture "With nary a printing press, but with thine hand and quill". At first O'Malley sees the retreat to the stony bluffs as a tonic, but as the years in seclusion wear on, he finds the craggy ocean walls act as a prison, entombing his desires. But temptation has a way of finding the weak…even in Mohr. Having nowhere left to run, O'Malley must now face his demons, and for first time in his life, he must face his God.

Radiohead's Jonny Greenwood, Eddie Vedder, Peter Gabriel Score World Soundtrack Award Nominations

Composers Dario Marianelli (“Atonement”), Thomas Newman (“Wall-E”) and Alberto Iglesias (“The Kite Runner”) may lead the World Soundtrack Award nominations with two nods each, but it's one overlooked musician included in the race we're rather excited about.

Radiohead's Jonny Greenwood was shut out of the Oscars due to unfortunate technicalities, but his magnificently eerie "There Will Be Blood" score for Paul Thomas Anderson's oil epic starring Daniel Day-Lewis has earned him a nomination at the WSAs.

In the song category, throaty Seattle rocker Eddie Vedder earned a nomination for his "Into The Wild" songs for Sean Penn, as did Diane Warren (“American Gangster”), Peter Gabriel's winning song for “Wall-E,” and Shakira (“Love in the Time of Cholera”).

We're also glad to hear
Marco Beltrami's " 3:10 to Yuma" score was nominated as that was pretty underrated and fantastic as well. Last year Clint Mansell was the big winner at the WSA's. The Darren Aronofsky musical collaborator won the prize for best original soundtrack as well as the Public Choice Award for his original 'Fountain' score (that was performed by Mogwai and the Kronos Quartet).

Download: Clint Mansell - "Death Is A Disease" (from the "Fountain" soundtrack)

The nominees:

Film composer of the year
Alexandre Desplat, "The Golden Compass"
James Newton Howard, "Charlie Wilson's War," "Michael Clayton," "I Am Legend"
Alberto Iglesias, "The Kite Runner"
Dario Marianelli, "Atonement"
John Powell, "The Bourne Ultimatum"

Best original score of the year
"3:10 to Yuma" by Marco Beltrami
"Atonement" by Dario Marianelli
"The Kite Runner" by Alberto Iglesias
"There Will Be Blood" by Jonny Greenwood
"WALL-E" by Thomas Newman

Best original song written directly for film
"Despdida" from "Love in the Time of Cholera," music by Antonio Pinto and Shakira, lyrics by Shakira, performed by Shakira
"Down to Earth" from "WALL-E," music by Thomas Newman and Peter Gabriel, lyrics by Peter Gabriel, performed by Peter Gabriel
"Do You Feel Me" from "American Gangster," music and lyrics by Diane Warren, performed by Anthony Hamilton
"Guaranteed" from "Into the Wild," music and lyrics by Eddie Vedder, performed by Eddie Vedder
"A Hero Comes Home" from "Beowulf," music and lyrics by Glen Ballard and Alan Silvestri, performed by Robin Wright Penn / Idina Menzel

German Subtitled 'Frost/Nixon' Trailer Is So Watergate-y!

Ron Howard's "Frost/Nixon" international trailer has hit the web. Some are calling it heavily-anticipated and we like the cast, but Ron Howard's milquetoast cinema? Generally not so much. The story focuses on the post-Watergate television interviews between British talk-show host David Frost (British actor Michael Sheen) and former president Richard Nixon (the great Frank Langella).

The cast also includes Kevin Bacon, Rebecca Hall ("Vicky Cristina Barcelona"), Sam Rockwell, Oliver Platt and Toby Jones. "Frost/Nixon" hits theaters in limited release December 5th just in time to be considered for Oscar contention. This odd trailer (musically at least) not only features the Who, it features a song from Clint Mansell's score to Darren Aronofsky's "The Fountain." God, people love recycling Mansell's work for trailers. We guess he should take it as a compliment.

Download: Clint Mansell - "Death Is the Road To Awe"
Update: The English Language version is now available and so we've swapped it out for the old one.

Punch Drunk 'Synecdoche'

We saw "Synechdoche, New York," and we're resisting the urge to say too much as it's a heady film and a lot to process. This is essentially the experiential review we wrote last night on the way home.

New Yorkers don't ever look up. This is pretty much fact. We're surrounded by mammoth and spectacular buildings yet we never bother to stop and look at them. Leaving Charlie Kaufman's "Synecdoche, NY" not only did I look up in a drunken daze and marvel at the night time gleaming spectacle, I stood in awe and stared.

After the film, which was by no means as flawless as this account might be suggesting, my molecules felt rearranged and I fumbled around aimlessly for a while before I caught my breath.

This is what at the very least, the imperfect 'Synecdoche' is capable of, scrambling the eggs of your mind and swirling you around for a bit afterwards which is something even spectacular films don't usually do. Have you ever left a theater from an exhausting experience, and felt a heightened sense of self? A heightened sense of your surroundings and awareness? Yeah, pretty much like that.

For better or worse, 'Synecdoche' was everything it aimed to be: a hyper-metatextual work about life, death, love and loss through art
both through the characters and the filmmaker. It's as bold and ambitious as you've heard and yes, a little bit confounding too. The film pretty much nailed the script and was just as funny, sad and brutal as the original story.

The difference between this one and all the other Charlie Kaufman mindbenders is, while the others were quirky and fanciful in their meta-textualness, 'Synecdoche,' was ultimately more nightmarishly meta in that oblique and elliptical manner. It's essentially a story about the inevitability and fear of death which at times makes for a sad and grim experience though it is wickedly funny too.

It's interesting to note: many of the film's songs – sad jazzy torch songs sung in smoky bars – were co-written by Kaufman and Jon Brion, so the director wasn't kidding when he said he had written songs for the film way back when. Whether he just contributed lyrics or what is unclear, but our hunch is he gave Brion a bunch of melodies and ideas that the multi-faceted musician could flesh out (a soundtrack is coming via Lakeshore records tentatively on October 14; there's also a lot of Brion score material that's mostly unlike his past soundtrack work).

There's a lot more to write, but we've got to move on and continue to digest. We will say that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was an amazing as usual and really gave his all. It must have been a tough experience for him as his character spends what seems like half the movie in physical pain and lugubrious tears. As we figured, the Sammy character that stalks PSH played by Tom Noonan was an incredible riot. We couldn't get enough of him. Other standouts were Samantha Morton and Emily Watson; both of who were wonderful.

Our head is still swimming, we need to sit down.

'Lakeview Terrace' Signals The Inevitable Death Of Samuel L. Jackson And The Surprising One Of Neil LaBute

What could be safer than a cop living right next door!? I mean, really, WHAT COULD BE SAFER??!?? Oh, but the irony! That's the hilarious new premise of "Lakeview Terrace."

Oh
Samuel L. Jackson, for so many years you have teetered on the edge of self-parody, and yes, you've insouciantly danced on that pitiful precipice for years now, but now my friend, you might joyfully soared into the stratosphere with this move. With "Snakes on a Plane," you began an all out mission to make sure no one would ever take you serious in a role again, and we think this years "The Spirit" may have cemented that. Now you do take on this joke, and we're certain you've finally put the sturdy nails in the coffin.


But wait, this dreadful looking evil-cop next door/ race drama is being directed by none other than Neil LaBute, the playwright known for, if not great, then extremely polarizing personal dramas (he's a tad overrated in our book, but he has done some decent work). What the fuck! Seriously?? Run out of decent ideas? ''Terrace' looks terrible and laughable, and it only straightens the thesis that Jackson has become a fucking one-note cartoon.

One must note, LaBute didn't write this one, but he's been faltering in recent years (he didn't write "Nurse Betty" either, but that ruled). He did direct and co-write the "Wicker Man," with Nicolas Cage, but then again, that one is so fucking unintentionally hilarious, it's kind of reverse awful. How the semi-mighty and at least respected have fallen.

'Terrace' stars Patrick Wilson, and Kerry Washington as a biracial couple that move in next door to a L.A. cop (Samuel L. Jackson) who has a problem with their marriage, and quickly moves to drive them out. It is set for a September 17th release date and looks like it will come and go without any fanfare, but who knows, maybe, maybe this is just an subversive comedy lying in the wake just ready to sink its ridiculous claws into your irony membranes.

Watch: "Lakeview Terrace" trailer

Ben Affleck Joins The Cast Of Mike Judge's 'Extract'

Ben Affleck has joined the cast of Mike Judge's "Extract," a workin' for-the-man comedy that already stars Jason Bateman, Kristen Wiig and Mila Kunis. Well-recognizable character actor Clifton Collins Jr. has also joined the cast.

The story is about the professional problems at a flower extracting plant and focuses on the factory owner (Bateman) who's dealing with a streak of bad luck and accidents on the job (including his wife's affair with a gigolo). Affleck will play an ambulance chasing lawyer (someone call Borat!).

Though many would disagree, Judge is long overdue for a hit and hasn't directed many films in the last ten years. The much beloved, "Office Space" was in 1999 and the grossly overrated "Idiocracy," went straight to video for good reason (the cult following behind this are probably also big Kevin Smith fans; people, it's got a great set-up, but tanks after fifteen minutes).

It might seem that Affleck's been pretty quiet in Hollywood outside of directing "Gone Baby Gone," but he actually already has two films in the can, the political thriller, "State Of Play" (which Brad Pitt dropped out of first) and Warner Bros. adaptation of the ladies self-esteem/self-help book, "He's Just Not That Into You." "Extract" will probably bow out some time in 2009.

Danny Boyle's 'Slumdog Millionaire' First Film Co-Bought In Warner Bros. Movie Firesale

"Everything must go! We're slashing prices on tons of films we acquired! Bargain basement prices!" OK, it wasn't like that exactly, but just last week Warner Bros. chief Alan Horn (who's seemingly well disliked these days), said due to the absorption of Warner Independent Pictures and New Line, WB was overstocked with film titles and the company was looking to sell off some of their fall surplus (see it sounds like rug warehouse, no?).

Films titles that came up in contention, deemed worthless enough to be sold were Guy Ritchie's "Rock N Rolla" (too British apparently), "Pride and Glory" starring Ed Norton and Colin Farrell (too NYPD-bluey evidently) and Danny Boyle's "Slumdog Millionaire" (too everything, hold that thought).

Well, it seems like someone was listening when Horn said a lot of good (but un-mainstream in his eyes) films were up for grabs. Fox Searchlight
who worked with Danny Boyle on his vastly underrated psychological sci-fi drama "Sunshine" have jumped on board and struck a deal to co-finance the distribution of 'Slumdog.' It's exactly what Warners was looking for. Someone to carry the load of distribution so their burden lessens and they can preoccupy themselves with larger, un-specialty-like audience films.

Based on a true story,
the film is about an illiterate boy from the Mumbai slums who wins a ton of money on the Indian version of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire," in hopes of winning the affections of his ex-girlfriend. It sounds a bit more "Millions" than "Trainspotting" (i.e. sweet instead of hip), but that's more than OK with us.

'Slumdog' was due November 7 when it was under the aegis of WIP, but it remains unclear if that date will be held. The film will appear at the upcoming Toronto International Film Festival and according to Variety it will also play at the Telluride Film Festival which runs August 29-September 1, but films aren't generally announced to the day of (and it still totally sells out in advance!)

"House Bunny" Scribes Sell Souls To ABC Studios

Kristen Smith and Karen McCullah, the minds behind such vag power films as "Ten Things I Hate About You," "Legally Blonde," "Ella Enchanted" and the upcoming comedy "House Bunny," have sold an autobiographical script to ABC Studios about their "friendship, partnership and (mis)adventures in Hollywood" (TWIRL!).


According the THR.com, ABC is planning on developing a series around the girl power duos concept and God knows they need all the material they can get, since that fucking writers strike has everybody grabbing at the first idea (interesting or not) that they run into.

Judging from the duos previous work, we can tell that they went to Hollywood smart and independent yet ugly, then found out that if they wanted to succeed they had to up the sex appeal even at the expense of their intelligence (then write down this experience and sell it for loads of money). Or something like that...

8/20/2008

Warner Bros. Knew About 20th Century Fox Lawsuit Against 'Watchmen'; Did Jack About It; Ruh Roh...

Are you a fanboy pissed at 20th Century Fox for suing Warner Brothers over the legal rights to "Watchmen." Maybe you should be angry with Warner Brothers for not buttoning up their project correctly.

Entertainment Weekly has checked into the matter and according to their source "Fox filed its complaint back in February — just as [director Zach] Snyder was wrapping production on Watchmen."

Many assume Fox did nothing and and then at the opportune moment (this week) struck with the lawsuit, but according to a Fox source, "Studio lawyers contacted Warner Bros. about the distribution rights issue several times prior to the start of production but were rebuffed."

Sounds like someone's been slacking on the job over at WB and it'll probably cost the fans somehow. There's only two outcomes to this lawsuit, Warner Bros. wins and it's all good. Or Warners loses and pays out the ass to Fox to make sure their film doesn't get completely deep-sixed.

If Fox wins, they're going to have WB by the balls. If WB pays out the ass, that's just further money that they'll have to recoup from production and marketing expenses which means probably even lesser chances of three hour cut. Why? Cause audiences generally don't want to see three hour movies about heroes they barely know - or at least studio execs think this way and they'll do anything they can to minimize their losses. Not looking good either way, frankly. Is WB prexy Alan Horn going to take shit for this too?

PS, we forgot to note: the wrath of the fanboys is too hilarious. God forbid you give 'Watchmen' trouble Fox you bastards! Apparently fanboy losers so irate over the lawsuit they're threatening to boycott 20th Century Fox flicks like "The Day The Earth Stood Still" and "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" (i.e. Fox projects that they'd normally be stupid enough to pay money for and enjoy without a sense or irony). Nerds at Comic2Film are even threatening to make "a crappy cam recording of [Wolverine] and post it somewhere on the Internet for illegal download."

Fox is worried. "Of course we are concerned about the fans; however, any disappointment from the core fans should not be directed toward Fox. What we are doing is seeking to enforce our distribution rights to Watchmen. Legal copyright ownership should not just be swept under the rug and ignored.”

And again, they're basically right. Fanboys if you're gonna be pissed at anyone you should be angered with Warner Bros. who failed to dot their I's and cross their T's.

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